:oIs all this really true?
I would say--what about the Blackberry? Couldn't we tap a few hundred PSI members to text him? At least all the young ones. I totally suck at texting. (This is LV, but Zork may suck at texting, too--he would try to video-conference him on Skype--not likely to get through either--would YOU accept a call from Zork?)