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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2004, 12:00:04 PM »
im writing the poem about caribou coffee

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2004, 10:28:12 PM »
Quote from: "Becky316"
im writing the poem about caribou coffee


If you need help spelling any of the big words like "decaffeinated" or "sugar," let me know- I'd be happy to help.

It'll be good to hear you read a poem at NPS that isn't about your name or your tits.

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Paging Becky Austin
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2004, 10:25:10 AM »
Hey Becky we have some people in Detroit lookin for ya....please contact Kahn Davison @ pressrelease@yahoo.com....

Peace & Hair Grease  :lol:

Christina
Detroit Slam
lack Barbie is the only one who can get as drunk as poohbear....

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2004, 12:04:15 PM »
instead she will be performing a poem about NAMING her TITS.

Deanna

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2004, 10:40:59 AM »
eric
are you going to do the poem about how you want to give the world STD's?

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2004, 10:33:21 PM »
Becky, Becky Becky, for the thousandth time: I won't sleep with you.  Even if you get that pesky rash to go away, I don't need a new poem badly enough to take that kind of chance.

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instead she will be performing a poem about NAMING her TITS.

Deanna


Sorry, I think that would be a little ambitious for our hero. The last time she tried to name a body part, she got "arm" confused with "Becky," and we all know how that ended up.

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2004, 12:27:33 AM »
good to see I'm not the target of Eric's barbs.  for once.
 do most of my stuff at the 11th hour because that's about the time I wake up.

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Yes the Motown Showdown!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2004, 11:08:51 AM »
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OH YEAH...

BECKY/ANN ARBOR... I heard it was on!!!! The battle is getting
heated and i don't have oven mitts....maybe I'll just stand in the
kitchen in my underwear-until I can't bear it anymore...LOL,
2DF....And Kahn...well u know ur fate!

Christina
Detroit

PS what is this thing you have against Ben Jones, Miss Austin?





The time has come. Yes; the first annual Motown Showdown. The
Official 2004 Detroit Slam Team vs. the Detroit Renegade Slam team.
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> Why: A fundraiser for the official team to got to St. Louis
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> Where: The Cream Café (located @ 25849 Lahser Rd, Southfield, MI
48034) 248-945-9464
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> When: July 24th at 8pm
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> Who:
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> The Detroit Slam Team
> (The team going to St. Louis)
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> Ben Jones: (member of 2002 team) 20-year-old poetry boy wonder
everybody loves to hate.
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> Cassie Poe: (member of 2003 team) Is hated because she's always so
damn happy.
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> Dee: We haven't found a reason to hate her yet.
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> Versiz: Is hated because he's a rapper, and the renegades hate
rappers.
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> Rhapsodi: A storm poet from Toledo, and the renegades hate storm
poets
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> VS.
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> The Renegade Slam Team
(Misfits, and sore losers who aren't on the team)
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> Kalimah: (Slammaster/member of official Detroit 2003 team) is mad
because someone from the official team sent the slam gods in her
dreams to tell her that if she slammed this season she would go to
hell.
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> Phoenix: someone from the official slam team hypnotized her and
she went through the whole year believing that N.P.S. had folded and
Slam was no more.
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> Becky Austin: (member of 2002 championship team/2003 Ann Arbor
team) She has a personal vendetta to annihilate Ben Jones.
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> Kahn: is mad because someone from the official team put 6 alker-
seltzer's in his strawberry daiquiri right before he went up to do
his poem in the semi-finals. While he was in the middle of his poem,
his stomach exploded and he was given 5.5.
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> ED "The Future" Wilson: The famous "Redemption" Slam winner.
Someone from the slam team lied and told him that slam semi-finals
were going to be held at 007 Strip club.
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> 2 rounds
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> Blood will be spewed and bones will be broke as city bragging
rights are the only prize!
lack Barbie is the only one who can get as drunk as poohbear....

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Tonight at Deb's
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2004, 01:22:47 PM »
Team Ann Arbor--practice at Deb Marsh's house tonight at 7:00.  I am posting this in case there is anyone else who doesn't know.  Deb actually didn't know until 5 minutes ago when I called her to confirm.

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2004, 11:29:08 AM »
eric your such a punk!!!! The rash has been gone for weeks and i am finally over the fact that you gave it to me. I dont want to get even anymore

Eric

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Here's a little metaphor for you, Team Ann Arbor:
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2004, 11:59:41 PM »
Just in case you were having a hard time imagining the scene in the Galaxy Room on August 4th, here's a little illustration for you.

Swim, Froggy, swim!


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not quite so fast Mr.
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2004, 08:28:59 AM »
Actually Eric, you're the frog, I've got a differet metaphorical toy for this year.  Too bad you're going to hang yourself, we thought you were going to put up a fight!

Deb

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2004, 12:43:14 PM »
I still have my frog from last year.  Although I had never thought to dangle it into a can of processed lentils.

Darby, you are a sick, sick  man.

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Re: not quite so fast Mr.
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2004, 02:41:03 PM »
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Actually Eric, you're the frog, I've got a differet metaphorical toy for this year.

Deb


You and your little slam team can be whatever dollar-store novelty you want to be.

I am not a frog, not anymore. I am the scissors, poised above your head, just waiting for Round 1 to begin.

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2004, 08:03:02 AM »
Just for the record, Boston Cantab whooped Ann Arbor and Eric Darby finished 15th in the overall individual performance. I watched Eric's first night performance. It had style. And, believe it or not, I think it was a real poem! Not just a collection of emotional button pushing lines. Nice, nice work...really!

Congrats to Cantab and to Eric...but let's start talking about next year! When Ann Arbor will stuff your poetic heads inside your pants like sausages! Just wait until we get you in front of an audience! With a couple of breaks the other way, Ann Arbor would have............... (ah, you get the point.)