I might as well chip in.
This is Deanna "She Who Is Absent This Year" Kulpa.
I presided over a secret ceremony this past Tuesday conferring powers of the sacred feminine to Ann Arbor's own "Team Weiner". So no matter what the females on your team pour out on the stage, our boys will bring a rocking return safe from your womanly wiles.
And don't forget, Deb is still Coach. She rocks it so hard she doesn't even have to get up on stage to prove it and everybody knows.
Good luck to everyone next week. Keep me posted! Details, people, I want details!
Sole Member of "Team Thesis"