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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2005, 10:38:24 AM »
Oh, Darby, the opponents will be the same but the results will be as different as St. Louis is from Albuquerque!

And Todd, puhleeze! You are our "sister" slam...our LITTLE sister!

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2005, 12:07:32 PM »
Your little sister has grown up.

And she's got 50 pounds on you.

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« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2005, 01:25:41 PM »
*looking in the general direction of Boston....*

You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok...
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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2005, 04:42:03 PM »
For fuck's sake.

Why we gotta be like this?  Can't we all just get along?  

I mean, me, I love everybody.  It's like I'm on X all the time -- that's how much I love everybody.  I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.  I'd like to buy the world some coke and ride that fine ass all night, if you know what I mean.

Everybody, of course, except for Boston.  Fucking Boston.  Come on.  It takes them a century to win a MLB championship and they act like they ended world hunger or something.  The only guy on that team with any class at all is David Ortiz and he barely speaks English.  I don't suppose speaking English is a requirement for having class, really, but Johnny Damon also barely speaks English and isn't that his native language? Johnny Fucking Damon.  I'd like to punch him in the mouth.  I think I'll go down to Albuquerque and everybody I see wearing a Boston shirt or hat or even if they smell like they're from Boston I'm gonna punch him/her/it in the mouth.

And you better also hope you're not Finnish.  I love everybody, don't get me wrong -- except for people from Boston and the fucking Finns.  If you're a Bostonian of Finnish extraction, well, you're a fucking dead man.

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2005, 09:11:12 AM »
The cycle begins anew...

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ERNST!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2005, 03:16:03 PM »
i fucking HEART matt ernst!!!!! lolololol
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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2005, 07:08:16 PM »
and i quote the great poet Flounder (from animal house) "isnt this great"

thank you
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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2005, 09:32:37 AM »
Quote from: "Matt Ernst"

It takes them a century to win a MLB championship and they act like they ended world hunger or something.  


How many MLB championships has Ann Arbor won? Maybe if you were talking trash from a 48221 zip code, you might be able to invoke the Tigers, but you're living forty miles away, trying to get by on the coattails of Detroit's rep. The citizens of Ann Arbor are too busy trying to build bongs out of discarded office supplies to ever support a respectable sports team, never mind a respectable slam team.

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Oh, Darby, the opponents will be the same but the results will be as different as St. Louis is from Albuquerque!


Yes, they'll be different. Of course, AA will still get a '5' in the bout, but we'll be gunnin for a 1 or a 2, instead of the tie for 3rd. See, we have a secret weapon this year that Ann Arbor can't compete with: Girls. Our team is predominately female, something the A2 Slam Team Sausage Factory can't produce. And since my teammates (except Ryk) have stunningly curvaceous necks, Ernst will be instantly incapacitated by the staggering female beauty, leaving the remaining members of Team Weiner to be slaughtered, 'cause their poetry is just as powerful as their beauty, and twice as deadly. Bring on your shouting, your cock waving, your idle bragging. I've got sirens coverin' my back, so I'm not worried.

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« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2005, 11:46:46 AM »
Hey Matt, can I be the first person on your list.  I'll be the 6'3", 300 lb. long haired ex-pro wrestling Indian with the big "B" on his hat.  Just come by and introduce yourself.  I'm sure we'll get along quite nicely.
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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2005, 12:20:16 PM »
Quote from: "Terry Creech"
Hey Matt, can I be the first person on your list.  I'll be the 6'3", 300 lb. long haired ex-pro wrestling Indian with the big "B" on his hat.  Just come by and introduce yourself.  I'm sure we'll get along quite nicely.



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« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2005, 01:10:47 PM »
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hey ann arbor -

just in case ernst didn't tell ya - you're the October feature at the Classic Cleveland Poetry Slam.

3rd Sunday

rev. salinger


I thought you gave up on this shit. :) But if he's as funny in person, I may have to come & check it out!

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« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2005, 02:03:57 PM »
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I thought you gave up on this shit. :) But if he's as funny in person, I may have to come & check it out!


I think you're about nine months too late, Gabrielle.

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christ
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2005, 02:57:32 PM »
see what happens when we have multiple boards? "cause I'm an IDIOT like that. :) But thanks for looking out!

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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2005, 03:15:03 AM »
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Hey Matt, can I be the first person on your list. I'll be the 6'3", 300 lb. long haired ex-pro wrestling Indian with the big "B" on his hat. Just come by and introduce yourself. I'm sure we'll get along quite nicely.



hey Matt, take it from someone who has seen Terry WALK with a purpose. if he FIGHTS like he walks, do yourself a favor and be very humble.

"he that is humble today, lives to slam in the next round tomorrow"
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Hey Team Ann Arbor,
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2005, 01:01:27 AM »
well look here brother, matt ernst doesnt walk alone brother, OHHHHH YEEEEAHHH (in best macho man impersonation)

i know Ninjitsu, judo, kempo, muay tai, and about 4 or 5 other foreign words!!

so i just got one thing to ask ya...BROTHER..

whatCHAgonnaDO?????
whatCHAgonn!!aDO??

whatCHAgonnaDO BROTHER! when ann arbor goes wild on you (sorry ...was watching Raw this monday)

we are lke the Hart Foundation of Poetry

i'm greg the hammer valentine
matt and gilberto are Hitman & Jim the Anviel Nithart
and Paco is like Jimmy Heart...

come get some brother!!
And those who were seen dancing
were thought to be insane
by those who could not hear the music...
 ― Friedrich Nietzsch