For fuck's sake.
Why we gotta be like this? Can't we all just get along?
I mean, me, I love everybody. It's like I'm on X all the time -- that's how much I love everybody. I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world some coke and ride that fine ass all night, if you know what I mean.
Everybody, of course, except for Boston. Fucking Boston. Come on. It takes them a century to win a MLB championship and they act like they ended world hunger or something. The only guy on that team with any class at all is David Ortiz and he barely speaks English. I don't suppose speaking English is a requirement for having class, really, but Johnny Damon also barely speaks English and isn't that his native language? Johnny Fucking Damon. I'd like to punch him in the mouth. I think I'll go down to Albuquerque and everybody I see wearing a Boston shirt or hat or even if they smell like they're from Boston I'm gonna punch him/her/it in the mouth.
And you better also hope you're not Finnish. I love everybody, don't get me wrong -- except for people from Boston and the fucking Finns. If you're a Bostonian of Finnish extraction, well, you're a fucking dead man.
Peace, Love, Dope, shikka-wooka-dang.