Headline: Darby Goes Down
Ah. looking forward to it! Deanna
Well, while it may be true that Darby goes down, AND that women look forward to it, nothing of that sort will be happening, at least during the match.
We're working pretty hard too, and I know the whole AA strategy book, such as it is. As further endorsement of our stunning abilities, we (mere hours ago!) competed in the Urbana Grudge Match and finished AHEAD of Urbana AND an NYC All-Star team! (Yeah, Austin whupped us all, but Austin's not in our NPS bout, so never mind about that.)
Just to ensure a Cantab victory over Ann Arbor, we have decided to skip getting a hotel room, live in our rental car, and use the excess funds to hire twelve jolly-rancher-flavored college girls wearing white tank tops and mini-skirts to sit in the front row, spill frozen beverages on themselves, and repeatedly cross and uncross their legs while Matt "Ernie" Ernst is reading. He won't get past "We were idiots, the group of us..."
And the judges will, of course, agree.