Hope the day is doin' you right and vice versa.
Just wanna take a moment to announce The Junkyard Ghost Revival National College Tour,
September 22 through November 6.
Derrick Brown, Anis Mojgani and I will start in Anchorage, Alaska then roll to Portland where we can hardly wait to meet up with the first of Junkyard's four rotating fourth members, Andrea Mutherfu**in Gibson!
Once we get to upstate New York around October 4th we'll see Andrea off in a hot air balloon (not kiddin') so that Cristin O'Keefe Aptomutherfu**inwicz can jump in the van and rock the East with us!
We're gonna try to keep Cristin with us till the Grand Ol' Opry in Nashville around October 18th so we can have a special "ho" down before scoopin' up Miss Sonya McMutherfu**in Renee in Arkansas! Momma gonna ride with us all the way to Long Beach for the Double Decker Bus Party October 27th.
That's when Robbie MutherfuQQin Q hops in to take us back up the West Coast (where we will stop to give Mike McGee the worlds most wedged wedgie)!
We are all tremendously excited to see our Slam Family along the way and do hope you'll come on over to play with us in the junkyard.
There are still a few open dates, especially in the south, so if you're involved or connected with a college who might be interested in working with us to put on an amazing show, feel comfortable contacting me at firstname.lastname@example.org
. We will make sure you are reimbursed for your efforts. Due to tour costs and a tight tour route we won't be booking any Slam venues.
"Whether you think you can or you can't... you're right." --?
Revival Time, Buddy